I just talk

Goal for tomorrow: get somebody to buy me a fingerbun

— 1 day ago

nakedcuddles:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

I learnt to never even take a sip of water before sex.

— 1 day ago with 48792 notes

nsfwhumor:

The Workaholics Guys Interview New Cubicle Mate Applicants

— 1 day ago with 166 notes
FIDLAR - No Waves (Music Video) - YouTube →

"I feel, feel like getting drunk,
I feel, feel like fucking up my life
again with all my friends”

Literally me every day around 8pm

— 2 days ago
#fidlar 

s-stevens:

Hozier - Work Song

This is one of my favorite songs and has been on repeat lately. Andrew’s voice is incredible. Give this a listen

(via toostoked)

— 2 days ago with 55 notes
shutupcharlotte:

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
can’t remember if already uploaded oops

shutupcharlotte:

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

can’t remember if already uploaded oops

(via entrappedwithseanconnery)

— 3 days ago with 48 notes